Lesson in preggo hostility: a mini-script

Moron Asshat: Hey! Your stomach looks like it's about to burst!
Veeg: Hey! Your stomach looks like it's about to get sucker-punched!

A Realization.

*ahem* Marital relations *ahem* with a very pregnant woman have much in common with driving a minivan:

* It’s difficult to maneuver.
* The kid(s) occasionally disrupt the experience.
* The handling leaves something to be desired.
* It’s impossible to feel cool while doing it.
* But. . . it sure beats walking.